haha i mean like
i see people responding to this Thor thing with shit like
"what’s next??? a lady jesus???"
yes. please do that.
"a black harry potter??"
oh man that would be awesome.
they ask these questions like i should be against those things but uhhhhhhhhh
i drew gods fursona
*Takes a deep breath, then draws my katana and runs down the sidewalk of Station Square’s Main Street with my sword drawn at neck height, decapitating hundreds of innocent people* *Stops and turns to view my accomplishment* YYYYYYYES!!!! *Fist pumps so hard it causes an earthquake*
*Starts walking away in a really cool strut but then I slip on a huge puddle of blood from some of the people I decapitated and trip and fall down the stairwell heading down into one of Station Square’s subways* AHH SHIT *Tries to stabilize myself but I just keep falling* SHIT!!!!!! AHHHHH FUCK *Falls down three different flights of stairs and lands on my right leg, dislocating it and breaking both my tibia and fibula* AHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHGGHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT THIS HURTS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH *One of the people I decapitated was an ambulance driver* AHHHHHHHHH *His headless body drains its last ounce of blood* AHHHHHHHH FUCK AHHHHHHHHH *Starts crying*
"the point of sarah’s character was not to like her" then why?? were 2/3 of the options in episodes 1 and 2 and 3 always positive??? why were we asked to be her friend and spent more 1 on 1 time withher than pretty much any character? where would you even get that from
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Jeep-sus of Nascareth
don’t trust anybody who uses the phrase ‘pulling the race/gender/sexuality/mental illness/[insert marginalized identity here] card’
so if ya’ll haven’t heard, a lot of detroit residents have had their water turned off due to “outstanding bills”, some of $50 dollars or less. It’s gathered a lot of attention (probably bc it’s fucking disgusting) and national corporations like PETA have decided to do something about it!!! by paying off the water bills of detroit residents -who just have to agree to go vegan for a month. i am very angry, obviously, by the fact that WATER has been thrown around like a prize or a privilege in detroit and i’m really sad about this.
(if you want to do something to help, you can pay the water bills [or parts of them!] of residents who have been affected by the shut off at detroitwaterproject.org)
((also if you know anyone personally who has been affected by the shut off, have the call in 211 hotline to be connected the united way services))Dear fucking god this is disgusting. Literally bartering peoples human rights in exchange for adherence to their beliefs is so vile. I’m shaking with anger. How dare they use this flagrant denial of people’s rights as a PUBLICITY STUNT THE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THESE PRIVILEGED SHITBAGS IS OVERWHELMING.and here i was hoping that PETA had decided to provide water access so that people can keep their pets alive or something. This is so much more petty and disgusting.
also reminder that PETA doesnt actually give a shit about animals and euthanizes the vast majority of animals within its care, adoptable or not, and are in fact entirely a profit-making front using veganism and animal welfare as a convenient blanket of legitimacy