face-down-asgard-up:

haha i mean like

i see people responding to this Thor thing with shit like

"what’s next??? a lady jesus???"

yes. please do that.

"a black harry potter??"

oh man that would be awesome.

they ask these questions like i should be against those things but uhhhhhhhhh

????

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stsartandstuff:

My heart broke.

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elanorpam:

starcrossed-sky:

mindofgemini:

The Ballad of Edgardo is the greatest tale of perseverance and triumph known to man

oh god it’s illustrated daphneontherun look

EDGARDOOO

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coolmeme98:

image

i drew gods fursona

image

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crimsonthehedgehog:

crimsonthehedgehog:

*Takes a deep breath, then draws my katana and runs down the sidewalk of Station Square’s Main Street with my sword drawn at neck height, decapitating hundreds of innocent people* *Stops and turns to view my accomplishment* YYYYYYYES!!!! *Fist pumps so hard it causes an earthquake*

*Starts walking away in a really cool strut but then I slip on a huge puddle of blood from some of the people I decapitated and trip and fall down the stairwell heading down into one of Station Square’s subways* AHH SHIT *Tries to stabilize myself but I just keep falling* SHIT!!!!!! AHHHHH FUCK *Falls down three different flights of stairs and lands on my right leg, dislocating it and breaking both my tibia and fibula* AHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHGGHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT THIS HURTS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH *One of the people I decapitated was an ambulance driver* AHHHHHHHHH *His headless body drains its last ounce of blood* AHHHHHHHH FUCK AHHHHHHHHH *Starts crying*

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theomeganerd:

Video Game Characters Posing With The Old Versions Of Themselves

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asexualbonnie:

"the point of sarah’s character was not to like her" then why?? were 2/3 of the options in episodes 1 and 2 and 3 always positive??? why were we asked to be her friend and spent more 1 on 1 time withher than pretty much any character? where would you even get that from

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Assassin's Creed Unity: *no playable female Assassins*
Male gamers: This is just fine, so shut up! What's important isn't the character's gender, it's the story they are in! Who cares about the characters' genders? Stop trying to ruin other people's fun!
Hyrule Warriors: *10 playable characters, 8 of them are women*
Male gamers: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! There are too many girls in this game! What about us, the male fans? Why the female fans have more options? Women aren't interesting, if you don't include more men in the game then the story will become boring!
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author: he had dark hair, dark eyes, and spoke fluent afrikaans
fandom: *draws white guy*
author: he had delicate skin as dark as the night
fandom: *draws white guy*
author: her dreadlocks where thick and her skin was dark
fandom: *draws white girl*
author: they had black skin as smooth as-
fandom: *draws white guy*
author: they're black, they are literally black, they are not white, seriously. they are black.
fandom: ....
fandom: *draws white guy*
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justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

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thecube42:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Jeep-sus of Nascareth

thecube42:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Jeep-sus of Nascareth

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lillycaul:

don’t trust anybody who uses the phrase ‘pulling the race/gender/sexuality/mental illness/[insert marginalized identity here] card’

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archaical:

brightblueinky:

coldalbion:

yukonstar:

anachronistichybrid:

[source]

Guh, flawless. Non-Westernised interpretations of the steampunk genre FTW. 

Wow

I’ve been REALLY wanting to see an Indian take on Steampunk so I am so pleased you have no idea

man that is gorgeous!

archaical:

brightblueinky:

coldalbion:

yukonstar:

anachronistichybrid:

[source]

Guh, flawless. Non-Westernised interpretations of the steampunk genre FTW. 

Wow

I’ve been REALLY wanting to see an Indian take on Steampunk so I am so pleased you have no idea

man that is gorgeous!

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3liza:

collaterlysisters:

inkdefense:

femmeanddangerous:

backto5oh5:

so if ya’ll haven’t heard, a lot of detroit residents have had their water turned off due to “outstanding bills”, some of $50 dollars or less. It’s gathered a lot of attention (probably bc it’s fucking disgusting) and national corporations like PETA have decided to do something about it!!! by paying off the water bills of detroit residents -who just have to agree to go vegan for a month. i am very angry, obviously, by the fact that WATER has been thrown around like a prize or a privilege in detroit and i’m really sad about this. 

(if you want to do something to help, you can pay the water bills [or parts of them!] of residents who have been affected by the shut off at detroitwaterproject.org)

((also if you know anyone personally who has been affected by the shut off, have the call in 211 hotline to be connected the united way services))

Dear fucking god this is disgusting. Literally bartering peoples human rights in exchange for adherence to their beliefs is so vile. I’m shaking with anger. How dare they use this flagrant denial of people’s rights as a PUBLICITY STUNT THE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THESE PRIVILEGED SHITBAGS IS OVERWHELMING.
and here i was hoping that PETA had decided to provide water access so that people can keep their pets alive or something. This is so much more petty and disgusting.

ewwwwww

also reminder that PETA doesnt actually give a shit about animals and euthanizes the vast majority of animals within its care, adoptable or not, and are in fact entirely a profit-making front using veganism and animal welfare as a convenient blanket of legitimacy

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